Intro
B C# D#m F#
[Chorus]
B C#
Since you bought the jury, they'll call me guilty
D#m
They'll call me guilty
B C#
You bought the jury, they'll call me guilty
D#m A#m
Even though you know the real me
B C#
You can't beat a cheater, convince a nonbeliever
D#m A#m
And I ain't in my feelings, I'm out
B C# D#m
But I let you say that you're the good guy
B C# D#m A#m
'Cause this ain't what love looks like
B C#
You can't beat a cheater, convince a nonbeliever
D#m
I ain't in my feelings, I'm out
B C# D#m A#m
But I let you say that you're the good guy
B C# D#m
They like, "You're the good guy."
D#m B C#
They like, they like, they like, "You're the good guy."
[Verse 1]
B C#
Here we go again from heroes to villains
D#m F# B
Used to be your Romeo but we both were jilted
C# D#m
D# couple of times, so we had a slippery slope to deal with
D#m B
But still it gave me hope that we'll get
C# D#m
Through it together, a severed earlobe
A#m B
Mailed to you in an E-N-V-elope would be dope
C#
But what kind of lengths can you go?
D#m
Pull a Vincent van Gogh, just to convince a damn ho
B C#
To be a housewife who outright lies
D#m
She's blackout drunk, now she's backin' out my drive
B C#
I ran outside, why's she tryna act out?
D#m
She's just about my size, hit me in the mouth twice
B
Guys, when someone you'd die for
C# D#m
Sticks a steak knife in your heart, do you try more?
F# B
Another late night in, she stumbles through my door
C# D#m
Lets the daylight in and all we do's fight more
D#m B
And I ain't violent, but she's goin' through my drawers
C# D#m
To plant the K-Y in; I'm gettin' accused by a whore
A#m B
Who smells like St. Ides and who's probably screwed five more
C#
Guys, sucked eight/nine men
D#m
I'm takin' two-by-fours to our eight-by-tens
B C#
Bitch it's you I tore out the frame, I win
D#m F#
Put up a new high score, beat this game I'm in
B C#
And here's some two-ply for when you date my friends
D#m
In order to wipe your ass when you moved your bowels
B C#
When we renewed our vows, this the thanks I get?
D#m
I'm waitin' for the day I can
F# B
Hear you say, "Marshall, what a skank I've been
C# D#m
And there's a new guy, you're being replaced by him."
B
Got your tubes tied for him, got that boob job for him
C# D#m
Hurts me to my core, but the pain I'm in
F# B
After you, I swore to make the gray skies end
C# D#m
Here come the rays, like when you get a pay hike and
B
D#m I the good guy or do I just play like him
C#
And hope that he dumps you?
D#m F#
It's like a dream come true, just to scream "Fuck you!"
B C#
Guess you take life in the same way you play dice then
D#m
'Cause you just look at me and roll them little snake eyes in
D#m
Since—
[Chorus]
B C#
Since you bought the jury, they'll call me guilty
D#m
They'll call me guilty
B C#
You bought the jury, they'll call me guilty
D#m A#m
Even though you know the real me
B C#
You can't beat a cheater, convince a nonbeliever
D#m A#m
And I ain't in my feelings, I'm out
B C# D#m
But I let you say that you're the good guy
B C# D#m A#m
'Cause this ain't what love looks like
B C#
You can't beat a cheater, convince a nonbeliever
D#m
I ain't in my feelings, I'm out
B C# D#m A#m
But I let you say that you're the good guy
B C# D#m
They like, "You're the good guy."
D#m B C#
They like, they like, they like, "You're the good guy."