Intro
E F# G#m B
[Chorus]
E F#
Since you bought the jury, they'll call me guilty
G#m
They'll call me guilty
E F#
You bought the jury, they'll call me guilty
G#m D#m
Even though you know the real me
E F#
You can't beat a cheater, convince a nonbeliever
G#m D#m
And I ain't in my feelings, I'm out
E F# G#m
But I let you say that you're the good guy
E F# G#m D#m
'Cause this ain't what love looks like
E F#
You can't beat a cheater, convince a nonbeliever
G#m
I ain't in my feelings, I'm out
E F# G#m D#m
But I let you say that you're the good guy
E F# G#m
They like, "You're the good guy."
G#m E F#
They like, they like, they like, "You're the good guy."
[Verse 1]
E F#
Here we go again from heroes to villains
G#m B E
Used to be your Romeo but we both were jilted
F# G#m
G# couple of times, so we had a slippery slope to deal with
G#m E
But still it gave me hope that we'll get
F# G#m
Through it together, a severed earlobe
D#m E
Mailed to you in an E-N-V-elope would be dope
F#
But what kind of lengths can you go?
G#m
Pull a Vincent van Gogh, just to convince a damn ho
E F#
To be a housewife who outright lies
G#m
She's blackout drunk, now she's backin' out my drive
E F#
I ran outside, why's she tryna act out?
G#m
She's just about my size, hit me in the mouth twice
E
Guys, when someone you'd die for
F# G#m
Sticks a steak knife in your heart, do you try more?
B E
Another late night in, she stumbles through my door
F# G#m
Lets the daylight in and all we do's fight more
G#m E
And I ain't violent, but she's goin' through my drawers
F# G#m
To plant the K-Y in; I'm gettin' accused by a whore
D#m E
Who smells like St. Ides and who's probably screwed five more
F#
Guys, sucked eight/nine men
G#m
I'm takin' two-by-fours to our eight-by-tens
E F#
Bitch it's you I tore out the frame, I win
G#m B
Put up a new high score, beat this game I'm in
E F#
And here's some two-ply for when you date my friends
G#m
In order to wipe your ass when you moved your bowels
E F#
When we renewed our vows, this the thanks I get?
G#m
I'm waitin' for the day I can
B E
Hear you say, "Marshall, what a skank I've been
F# G#m
And there's a new guy, you're being replaced by him."
E
Got your tubes tied for him, got that boob job for him
F# G#m
Hurts me to my core, but the pain I'm in
B E
After you, I swore to make the gray skies end
F# G#m
Here come the rays, like when you get a pay hike and
E
G#m I the good guy or do I just play like him
F#
And hope that he dumps you?
G#m B
It's like a dream come true, just to scream "Fuck you!"
E F#
Guess you take life in the same way you play dice then
G#m
'Cause you just look at me and roll them little snake eyes in
G#m
Since—
[Chorus]
E F#
Since you bought the jury, they'll call me guilty
G#m
They'll call me guilty
E F#
You bought the jury, they'll call me guilty
G#m D#m
Even though you know the real me
E F#
You can't beat a cheater, convince a nonbeliever
G#m D#m
And I ain't in my feelings, I'm out
E F# G#m
But I let you say that you're the good guy
E F# G#m D#m
'Cause this ain't what love looks like
E F#
You can't beat a cheater, convince a nonbeliever
G#m
I ain't in my feelings, I'm out
E F# G#m D#m
But I let you say that you're the good guy
E F# G#m
They like, "You're the good guy."
G#m E F#
They like, they like, they like, "You're the good guy."