Intro
F# G# A#m C#
[Chorus]
F# G#
Since you bought the jury, they'll call me guilty
A#m
They'll call me guilty
F# G#
You bought the jury, they'll call me guilty
A#m Fm
Even though you know the real me
F# G#
You can't beat a cheater, convince a nonbeliever
A#m Fm
And I ain't in my feelings, I'm out
F# G# A#m
But I let you say that you're the good guy
F# G# A#m Fm
'Cause this ain't what love looks like
F# G#
You can't beat a cheater, convince a nonbeliever
A#m
I ain't in my feelings, I'm out
F# G# A#m Fm
But I let you say that you're the good guy
F# G# A#m
They like, "You're the good guy."
A#m F# G#
They like, they like, they like, "You're the good guy."
[Verse 1]
F# G#
Here we go again from heroes to villains
A#m C# F#
Used to be your Romeo but we both were jilted
G# A#m
A# couple of times, so we had a slippery slope to deal with
A#m F#
But still it gave me hope that we'll get
G# A#m
Through it together, a severed earlobe
Fm F#
Mailed to you in an E-N-V-elope would be dope
G#
But what kind of lengths can you go?
A#m
Pull a Vincent van Gogh, just to convince a damn ho
F# G#
To be a housewife who outright lies
A#m
She's blackout drunk, now she's backin' out my drive
F# G#
I ran outside, why's she tryna act out?
A#m
She's just about my size, hit me in the mouth twice
F#
Guys, when someone you'd die for
G# A#m
Sticks a steak knife in your heart, do you try more?
C# F#
Another late night in, she stumbles through my door
G# A#m
Lets the daylight in and all we do's fight more
A#m F#
And I ain't violent, but she's goin' through my drawers
G# A#m
To plant the K-Y in; I'm gettin' accused by a whore
Fm F#
Who smells like St. Ides and who's probably screwed five more
G#
Guys, sucked eight/nine men
A#m
I'm takin' two-by-fours to our eight-by-tens
F# G#
Bitch it's you I tore out the frame, I win
A#m C#
Put up a new high score, beat this game I'm in
F# G#
And here's some two-ply for when you date my friends
A#m
In order to wipe your ass when you moved your bowels
F# G#
When we renewed our vows, this the thanks I get?
A#m
I'm waitin' for the day I can
C# F#
Hear you say, "Marshall, what a skank I've been
G# A#m
And there's a new guy, you're being replaced by him."
F#
Got your tubes tied for him, got that boob job for him
G# A#m
Hurts me to my core, but the pain I'm in
C# F#
After you, I swore to make the gray skies end
G# A#m
Here come the rays, like when you get a pay hike and
F#
A#m I the good guy or do I just play like him
G#
And hope that he dumps you?
A#m C#
It's like a dream come true, just to scream "Fuck you!"
F# G#
Guess you take life in the same way you play dice then
A#m
'Cause you just look at me and roll them little snake eyes in
A#m
Since—
[Chorus]
F# G#
Since you bought the jury, they'll call me guilty
A#m
They'll call me guilty
F# G#
You bought the jury, they'll call me guilty
A#m Fm
Even though you know the real me
F# G#
You can't beat a cheater, convince a nonbeliever
A#m Fm
And I ain't in my feelings, I'm out
F# G# A#m
But I let you say that you're the good guy
F# G# A#m Fm
'Cause this ain't what love looks like
F# G#
You can't beat a cheater, convince a nonbeliever
A#m
I ain't in my feelings, I'm out
F# G# A#m Fm
But I let you say that you're the good guy
F# G# A#m
They like, "You're the good guy."
A#m F# G#
They like, they like, they like, "You're the good guy."