Intro
D E F#m A
[Chorus]
D E
Since you bought the jury, they'll call me guilty
F#m
They'll call me guilty
D E
You bought the jury, they'll call me guilty
F#m C#m
Even though you know the real me
D E
You can't beat a cheater, convince a nonbeliever
F#m C#m
And I ain't in my feelings, I'm out
D E F#m
But I let you say that you're the good guy
D E F#m C#m
'Cause this ain't what love looks like
D E
You can't beat a cheater, convince a nonbeliever
F#m
I ain't in my feelings, I'm out
D E F#m C#m
But I let you say that you're the good guy
D E F#m
They like, "You're the good guy."
F#m D E
They like, they like, they like, "You're the good guy."
[Verse 1]
D E
Here we go again from heroes to villains
F#m A D
Used to be your Romeo but we both were jilted
E F#m
F# couple of times, so we had a slippery slope to deal with
F#m D
But still it gave me hope that we'll get
E F#m
Through it together, a severed earlobe
C#m D
Mailed to you in an E-N-V-elope would be dope
E
But what kind of lengths can you go?
F#m
Pull a Vincent van Gogh, just to convince a damn ho
D E
To be a housewife who outright lies
F#m
She's blackout drunk, now she's backin' out my drive
D E
I ran outside, why's she tryna act out?
F#m
She's just about my size, hit me in the mouth twice
D
Guys, when someone you'd die for
E F#m
Sticks a steak knife in your heart, do you try more?
A D
Another late night in, she stumbles through my door
E F#m
Lets the daylight in and all we do's fight more
F#m D
And I ain't violent, but she's goin' through my drawers
E F#m
To plant the K-Y in; I'm gettin' accused by a whore
C#m D
Who smells like St. Ides and who's probably screwed five more
E
Guys, sucked eight/nine men
F#m
I'm takin' two-by-fours to our eight-by-tens
D E
Bitch it's you I tore out the frame, I win
F#m A
Put up a new high score, beat this game I'm in
D E
And here's some two-ply for when you date my friends
F#m
In order to wipe your ass when you moved your bowels
D E
When we renewed our vows, this the thanks I get?
F#m
I'm waitin' for the day I can
A D
Hear you say, "Marshall, what a skank I've been
E F#m
And there's a new guy, you're being replaced by him."
D
Got your tubes tied for him, got that boob job for him
E F#m
Hurts me to my core, but the pain I'm in
A D
After you, I swore to make the gray skies end
E F#m
Here come the rays, like when you get a pay hike and
D
F#m I the good guy or do I just play like him
E
And hope that he dumps you?
F#m A
It's like a dream come true, just to scream "Fuck you!"
D E
Guess you take life in the same way you play dice then
F#m
'Cause you just look at me and roll them little snake eyes in
F#m
Since—
[Chorus]
D E
Since you bought the jury, they'll call me guilty
F#m
They'll call me guilty
D E
You bought the jury, they'll call me guilty
F#m C#m
Even though you know the real me
D E
You can't beat a cheater, convince a nonbeliever
F#m C#m
And I ain't in my feelings, I'm out
D E F#m
But I let you say that you're the good guy
D E F#m C#m
'Cause this ain't what love looks like
D E
You can't beat a cheater, convince a nonbeliever
F#m
I ain't in my feelings, I'm out
D E F#m C#m
But I let you say that you're the good guy
D E F#m
They like, "You're the good guy."
F#m D E
They like, they like, they like, "You're the good guy."