G#m E
On the TV,someone’s running
B F#
As the helicopter cam zooms in
G#m E
And they superimpose green arrows
B F#
Google Earth it to the head of a pin
G#m E
She says “There behind the police tape
B F#
“Seen it all with my eyes and ears
G#m E
“I was talking to my friend Charlie
F# G#m
“And then Charlie disappeared”
G#m E
Welcome, welcome
B F#
Come and have some fun
G#m E B F#
We got every Chinese toy under the sun
G#m E
And every Ponzi scheme
B F#
That ever has been run
G#m E
And old men with hard-ons
F# G#m
And Madmen with guns
G#m E B F#
And I heard that you made threats against me and my family
G#m E B F#
And I got me a gun from a kindly neighbor lady
G#m E B F#
And I made it known that one step in the wrong direction
G#m E B F#
I’ll shoot you in the back with no hesitation
G#m E
Welcome, welcome
B F#
Come and have some fun
G#m E B F#
We got every Chinese toy under the sun
G#m E
And every Ponzi scheme
B F#
That ever has been run
G#m E
And old men with hard-ons
F# G#m
And Madmen with guns
E
And who’s doing who
And where’s the fire
B F#
And who do you think is juicin
E
And the rats and the zombies and the alien pigs
B F#
Which field should we turn you loose in
G#m E
Monkeys in captivity
B E
Ikea in the Amazon
G#m E
What’s in your wallet
F# G#m
And which side are you on?
G#m E
Can anyone still stand up
B F#
Or are we all just too ground down
G#m E B F#
Tryin’ to make it through the day without your ass gettin’ handed back to you in town
G#m E B F#
Sitting on the freeways and the buses and the trains
G#m E B F#
Praying you can get the kids inside before it rains
G#m E
Welcome, welcome
B F#
Come and have some fun
G#m E B F#
We got every Chinese toy under the sun
G#m E
And every Ponzi scheme
B F#
That ever has been run
G#m E
And old men with hard-ons
F# G#m
And Madmen with guns
G#m E
Stadiums, palladiums
B F#
Prisons second to none
G#m E
And old men with hard-ons
F# G#m
And Madmen with guns