Bm G
On the TV,someone’s running
D A
As the helicopter cam zooms in
Bm G
And they superimpose green arrows
D A
Google Earth it to the head of a pin
Bm G
She says “There behind the police tape
D A
“Seen it all with my eyes and ears
Bm G
“I was talking to my friend Charlie
A Bm
“And then Charlie disappeared”
Bm G
Welcome, welcome
D A
Come and have some fun
Bm G D A
We got every Chinese toy under the sun
Bm G
And every Ponzi scheme
D A
That ever has been run
Bm G
And old men with hard-ons
A Bm
And Madmen with guns
Bm G D A
And I heard that you made threats against me and my family
Bm G D A
And I got me a gun from a kindly neighbor lady
Bm G D A
And I made it known that one step in the wrong direction
Bm G D A
I’ll shoot you in the back with no hesitation
Bm G
Welcome, welcome
D A
Come and have some fun
Bm G D A
We got every Chinese toy under the sun
Bm G
And every Ponzi scheme
D A
That ever has been run
Bm G
And old men with hard-ons
A Bm
And Madmen with guns
G
And who’s doing who
And where’s the fire
D A
And who do you think is juicin
G
And the rats and the zombies and the alien pigs
D A
Which field should we turn you loose in
Bm G
Monkeys in captivity
D G
Ikea in the Amazon
Bm G
What’s in your wallet
A Bm
And which side are you on?
Bm G
Can anyone still stand up
D A
Or are we all just too ground down
Bm G D A
Tryin’ to make it through the day without your ass gettin’ handed back to you in town
Bm G D A
Sitting on the freeways and the buses and the trains
Bm G D A
Praying you can get the kids inside before it rains
Bm G
Welcome, welcome
D A
Come and have some fun
Bm G D A
We got every Chinese toy under the sun
Bm G
And every Ponzi scheme
D A
That ever has been run
Bm G
And old men with hard-ons
A Bm
And Madmen with guns
Bm G
Stadiums, palladiums
D A
Prisons second to none
Bm G
And old men with hard-ons
A Bm
And Madmen with guns