Dm A#
On the TV,someone’s running
F C
As the helicopter cam zooms in
Dm A#
And they superimpose green arrows
F C
Google Earth it to the head of a pin
Dm A#
She says “There behind the police tape
F C
“Seen it all with my eyes and ears
Dm A#
“I was talking to my friend Charlie
C Dm
“And then Charlie disappeared”
Dm A#
Welcome, welcome
F C
Come and have some fun
Dm A# F C
We got every Chinese toy under the sun
Dm A#
And every Ponzi scheme
F C
That ever has been run
Dm A#
And old men with hard-ons
C Dm
And Madmen with guns
Dm A# F C
And I heard that you made threats against me and my family
Dm A# F C
And I got me a gun from a kindly neighbor lady
Dm A# F C
And I made it known that one step in the wrong direction
Dm A# F C
I’ll shoot you in the back with no hesitation
Dm A#
Welcome, welcome
F C
Come and have some fun
Dm A# F C
We got every Chinese toy under the sun
Dm A#
And every Ponzi scheme
F C
That ever has been run
Dm A#
And old men with hard-ons
C Dm
And Madmen with guns
A#
And who’s doing who
And where’s the fire
F C
And who do you think is juicin
A#
And the rats and the zombies and the alien pigs
F C
Which field should we turn you loose in
Dm A#
Monkeys in captivity
F A#
Ikea in the Amazon
Dm A#
What’s in your wallet
C Dm
And which side are you on?
Dm A#
Can anyone still stand up
F C
Or are we all just too ground down
Dm A# F C
Tryin’ to make it through the day without your ass gettin’ handed back to you in town
Dm A# F C
Sitting on the freeways and the buses and the trains
Dm A# F C
Praying you can get the kids inside before it rains
Dm A#
Welcome, welcome
F C
Come and have some fun
Dm A# F C
We got every Chinese toy under the sun
Dm A#
And every Ponzi scheme
F C
That ever has been run
Dm A#
And old men with hard-ons
C Dm
And Madmen with guns
Dm A#
Stadiums, palladiums
F C
Prisons second to none
Dm A#
And old men with hard-ons
C Dm
And Madmen with guns