Fm C#
On the TV,someone’s running
G# D#
As the helicopter cam zooms in
Fm C#
And they superimpose green arrows
G# D#
Google Earth it to the head of a pin
Fm C#
She says “There behind the police tape
G# D#
“Seen it all with my eyes and ears
Fm C#
“I was talking to my friend Charlie
D# Fm
“And then Charlie disappeared”
Fm C#
Welcome, welcome
G# D#
Come and have some fun
Fm C# G# D#
We got every Chinese toy under the sun
Fm C#
And every Ponzi scheme
G# D#
That ever has been run
Fm C#
And old men with hard-ons
D# Fm
And Madmen with guns
Fm C# G# D#
And I heard that you made threats against me and my family
Fm C# G# D#
And I got me a gun from a kindly neighbor lady
Fm C# G# D#
And I made it known that one step in the wrong direction
Fm C# G# D#
I’ll shoot you in the back with no hesitation
Fm C#
Welcome, welcome
G# D#
Come and have some fun
Fm C# G# D#
We got every Chinese toy under the sun
Fm C#
And every Ponzi scheme
G# D#
That ever has been run
Fm C#
And old men with hard-ons
D# Fm
And Madmen with guns
C#
And who’s doing who
And where’s the fire
G# D#
And who do you think is juicin
C#
And the rats and the zombies and the alien pigs
G# D#
Which field should we turn you loose in
Fm C#
Monkeys in captivity
G# C#
Ikea in the Amazon
Fm C#
What’s in your wallet
D# Fm
And which side are you on?
Fm C#
Can anyone still stand up
G# D#
Or are we all just too ground down
Fm C# G# D#
Tryin’ to make it through the day without your ass gettin’ handed back to you in town
Fm C# G# D#
Sitting on the freeways and the buses and the trains
Fm C# G# D#
Praying you can get the kids inside before it rains
Fm C#
Welcome, welcome
G# D#
Come and have some fun
Fm C# G# D#
We got every Chinese toy under the sun
Fm C#
And every Ponzi scheme
G# D#
That ever has been run
Fm C#
And old men with hard-ons
D# Fm
And Madmen with guns
Fm C#
Stadiums, palladiums
G# D#
Prisons second to none
Fm C#
And old men with hard-ons
D# Fm
And Madmen with guns