F#m D
On the TV,someone’s running
A E
As the helicopter cam zooms in
F#m D
And they superimpose green arrows
A E
Google Earth it to the head of a pin
F#m D
She says “There behind the police tape
A E
“Seen it all with my eyes and ears
F#m D
“I was talking to my friend Charlie
E F#m
“And then Charlie disappeared”
F#m D
Welcome, welcome
A E
Come and have some fun
F#m D A E
We got every Chinese toy under the sun
F#m D
And every Ponzi scheme
A E
That ever has been run
F#m D
And old men with hard-ons
E F#m
And Madmen with guns
F#m D A E
And I heard that you made threats against me and my family
F#m D A E
And I got me a gun from a kindly neighbor lady
F#m D A E
And I made it known that one step in the wrong direction
F#m D A E
I’ll shoot you in the back with no hesitation
F#m D
Welcome, welcome
A E
Come and have some fun
F#m D A E
We got every Chinese toy under the sun
F#m D
And every Ponzi scheme
A E
That ever has been run
F#m D
And old men with hard-ons
E F#m
And Madmen with guns
D
And who’s doing who
And where’s the fire
A E
And who do you think is juicin
D
And the rats and the zombies and the alien pigs
A E
Which field should we turn you loose in
F#m D
Monkeys in captivity
A D
Ikea in the Amazon
F#m D
What’s in your wallet
E F#m
And which side are you on?
F#m D
Can anyone still stand up
A E
Or are we all just too ground down
F#m D A E
Tryin’ to make it through the day without your ass gettin’ handed back to you in town
F#m D A E
Sitting on the freeways and the buses and the trains
F#m D A E
Praying you can get the kids inside before it rains
F#m D
Welcome, welcome
A E
Come and have some fun
F#m D A E
We got every Chinese toy under the sun
F#m D
And every Ponzi scheme
A E
That ever has been run
F#m D
And old men with hard-ons
E F#m
And Madmen with guns
F#m D
Stadiums, palladiums
A E
Prisons second to none
F#m D
And old men with hard-ons
E F#m
And Madmen with guns