A#m F#
On the TV,someone’s running
C# G#
As the helicopter cam zooms in
A#m F#
And they superimpose green arrows
C# G#
Google Earth it to the head of a pin
A#m F#
She says “There behind the police tape
C# G#
“Seen it all with my eyes and ears
A#m F#
“I was talking to my friend Charlie
G# A#m
“And then Charlie disappeared”
A#m F#
Welcome, welcome
C# G#
Come and have some fun
A#m F# C# G#
We got every Chinese toy under the sun
A#m F#
And every Ponzi scheme
C# G#
That ever has been run
A#m F#
And old men with hard-ons
G# A#m
And Madmen with guns
A#m F# C# G#
And I heard that you made threats against me and my family
A#m F# C# G#
And I got me a gun from a kindly neighbor lady
A#m F# C# G#
And I made it known that one step in the wrong direction
A#m F# C# G#
I’ll shoot you in the back with no hesitation
A#m F#
Welcome, welcome
C# G#
Come and have some fun
A#m F# C# G#
We got every Chinese toy under the sun
A#m F#
And every Ponzi scheme
C# G#
That ever has been run
A#m F#
And old men with hard-ons
G# A#m
And Madmen with guns
F#
And who’s doing who
And where’s the fire
C# G#
And who do you think is juicin
F#
And the rats and the zombies and the alien pigs
C# G#
Which field should we turn you loose in
A#m F#
Monkeys in captivity
C# F#
Ikea in the Amazon
A#m F#
What’s in your wallet
G# A#m
And which side are you on?
A#m F#
Can anyone still stand up
C# G#
Or are we all just too ground down
A#m F# C# G#
Tryin’ to make it through the day without your ass gettin’ handed back to you in town
A#m F# C# G#
Sitting on the freeways and the buses and the trains
A#m F# C# G#
Praying you can get the kids inside before it rains
A#m F#
Welcome, welcome
C# G#
Come and have some fun
A#m F# C# G#
We got every Chinese toy under the sun
A#m F#
And every Ponzi scheme
C# G#
That ever has been run
A#m F#
And old men with hard-ons
G# A#m
And Madmen with guns
A#m F#
Stadiums, palladiums
C# G#
Prisons second to none
A#m F#
And old men with hard-ons
G# A#m
And Madmen with guns