D#m B
On the TV,someone’s running
F# C#
As the helicopter cam zooms in
D#m B
And they superimpose green arrows
F# C#
Google Earth it to the head of a pin
D#m B
She says “There behind the police tape
F# C#
“Seen it all with my eyes and ears
D#m B
“I was talking to my friend Charlie
C# D#m
“And then Charlie disappeared”
D#m B
Welcome, welcome
F# C#
Come and have some fun
D#m B F# C#
We got every Chinese toy under the sun
D#m B
And every Ponzi scheme
F# C#
That ever has been run
D#m B
And old men with hard-ons
C# D#m
And Madmen with guns
D#m B F# C#
And I heard that you made threats against me and my family
D#m B F# C#
And I got me a gun from a kindly neighbor lady
D#m B F# C#
And I made it known that one step in the wrong direction
D#m B F# C#
I’ll shoot you in the back with no hesitation
D#m B
Welcome, welcome
F# C#
Come and have some fun
D#m B F# C#
We got every Chinese toy under the sun
D#m B
And every Ponzi scheme
F# C#
That ever has been run
D#m B
And old men with hard-ons
C# D#m
And Madmen with guns
B
And who’s doing who
And where’s the fire
F# C#
And who do you think is juicin
B
And the rats and the zombies and the alien pigs
F# C#
Which field should we turn you loose in
D#m B
Monkeys in captivity
F# B
Ikea in the Amazon
D#m B
What’s in your wallet
C# D#m
And which side are you on?
D#m B
Can anyone still stand up
F# C#
Or are we all just too ground down
D#m B F# C#
Tryin’ to make it through the day without your ass gettin’ handed back to you in town
D#m B F# C#
Sitting on the freeways and the buses and the trains
D#m B F# C#
Praying you can get the kids inside before it rains
D#m B
Welcome, welcome
F# C#
Come and have some fun
D#m B F# C#
We got every Chinese toy under the sun
D#m B
And every Ponzi scheme
F# C#
That ever has been run
D#m B
And old men with hard-ons
C# D#m
And Madmen with guns
D#m B
Stadiums, palladiums
F# C#
Prisons second to none
D#m B
And old men with hard-ons
C# D#m
And Madmen with guns