C#m A
On the TV,someone’s running
E B
As the helicopter cam zooms in
C#m A
And they superimpose green arrows
E B
Google Earth it to the head of a pin
C#m A
She says “There behind the police tape
E B
“Seen it all with my eyes and ears
C#m A
“I was talking to my friend Charlie
B C#m
“And then Charlie disappeared”
C#m A
Welcome, welcome
E B
Come and have some fun
C#m A E B
We got every Chinese toy under the sun
C#m A
And every Ponzi scheme
E B
That ever has been run
C#m A
And old men with hard-ons
B C#m
And Madmen with guns
C#m A E B
And I heard that you made threats against me and my family
C#m A E B
And I got me a gun from a kindly neighbor lady
C#m A E B
And I made it known that one step in the wrong direction
C#m A E B
I’ll shoot you in the back with no hesitation
C#m A
Welcome, welcome
E B
Come and have some fun
C#m A E B
We got every Chinese toy under the sun
C#m A
And every Ponzi scheme
E B
That ever has been run
C#m A
And old men with hard-ons
B C#m
And Madmen with guns
A
And who’s doing who
And where’s the fire
E B
And who do you think is juicin
A
And the rats and the zombies and the alien pigs
E B
Which field should we turn you loose in
C#m A
Monkeys in captivity
E A
Ikea in the Amazon
C#m A
What’s in your wallet
B C#m
And which side are you on?
C#m A
Can anyone still stand up
E B
Or are we all just too ground down
C#m A E B
Tryin’ to make it through the day without your ass gettin’ handed back to you in town
C#m A E B
Sitting on the freeways and the buses and the trains
C#m A E B
Praying you can get the kids inside before it rains
C#m A
Welcome, welcome
E B
Come and have some fun
C#m A E B
We got every Chinese toy under the sun
C#m A
And every Ponzi scheme
E B
That ever has been run
C#m A
And old men with hard-ons
B C#m
And Madmen with guns
C#m A
Stadiums, palladiums
E B
Prisons second to none
C#m A
And old men with hard-ons
B C#m
And Madmen with guns