Am F
On the TV,someone’s running
C G
As the helicopter cam zooms in
Am F
And they superimpose green arrows
C G
Google Earth it to the head of a pin
Am F
She says “There behind the police tape
C G
“Seen it all with my eyes and ears
Am F
“I was talking to my friend Charlie
G Am
“And then Charlie disappeared”
Am F
Welcome, welcome
C G
Come and have some fun
Am F C G
We got every Chinese toy under the sun
Am F
And every Ponzi scheme
C G
That ever has been run
Am F
And old men with hard-ons
G Am
And Madmen with guns
Am F C G
And I heard that you made threats against me and my family
Am F C G
And I got me a gun from a kindly neighbor lady
Am F C G
And I made it known that one step in the wrong direction
Am F C G
I’ll shoot you in the back with no hesitation
Am F
Welcome, welcome
C G
Come and have some fun
Am F C G
We got every Chinese toy under the sun
Am F
And every Ponzi scheme
C G
That ever has been run
Am F
And old men with hard-ons
G Am
And Madmen with guns
F
And who’s doing who
And where’s the fire
C G
And who do you think is juicin
F
And the rats and the zombies and the alien pigs
C G
Which field should we turn you loose in
Am F
Monkeys in captivity
C F
Ikea in the Amazon
Am F
What’s in your wallet
G Am
And which side are you on?
Am F
Can anyone still stand up
C G
Or are we all just too ground down
Am F C G
Tryin’ to make it through the day without your ass gettin’ handed back to you in town
Am F C G
Sitting on the freeways and the buses and the trains
Am F C G
Praying you can get the kids inside before it rains
Am F
Welcome, welcome
C G
Come and have some fun
Am F C G
We got every Chinese toy under the sun
Am F
And every Ponzi scheme
C G
That ever has been run
Am F
And old men with hard-ons
G Am
And Madmen with guns
Am F
Stadiums, palladiums
C G
Prisons second to none
Am F
And old men with hard-ons
G Am
And Madmen with guns