Cm G#
On the TV,someone’s running
D# A#
As the helicopter cam zooms in
Cm G#
And they superimpose green arrows
D# A#
Google Earth it to the head of a pin
Cm G#
She says “There behind the police tape
D# A#
“Seen it all with my eyes and ears
Cm G#
“I was talking to my friend Charlie
A# Cm
“And then Charlie disappeared”
Cm G#
Welcome, welcome
D# A#
Come and have some fun
Cm G# D# A#
We got every Chinese toy under the sun
Cm G#
And every Ponzi scheme
D# A#
That ever has been run
Cm G#
And old men with hard-ons
A# Cm
And Madmen with guns
Cm G# D# A#
And I heard that you made threats against me and my family
Cm G# D# A#
And I got me a gun from a kindly neighbor lady
Cm G# D# A#
And I made it known that one step in the wrong direction
Cm G# D# A#
I’ll shoot you in the back with no hesitation
Cm G#
Welcome, welcome
D# A#
Come and have some fun
Cm G# D# A#
We got every Chinese toy under the sun
Cm G#
And every Ponzi scheme
D# A#
That ever has been run
Cm G#
And old men with hard-ons
A# Cm
And Madmen with guns
G#
And who’s doing who
And where’s the fire
D# A#
And who do you think is juicin
G#
And the rats and the zombies and the alien pigs
D# A#
Which field should we turn you loose in
Cm G#
Monkeys in captivity
D# G#
Ikea in the Amazon
Cm G#
What’s in your wallet
A# Cm
And which side are you on?
Cm G#
Can anyone still stand up
D# A#
Or are we all just too ground down
Cm G# D# A#
Tryin’ to make it through the day without your ass gettin’ handed back to you in town
Cm G# D# A#
Sitting on the freeways and the buses and the trains
Cm G# D# A#
Praying you can get the kids inside before it rains
Cm G#
Welcome, welcome
D# A#
Come and have some fun
Cm G# D# A#
We got every Chinese toy under the sun
Cm G#
And every Ponzi scheme
D# A#
That ever has been run
Cm G#
And old men with hard-ons
A# Cm
And Madmen with guns
Cm G#
Stadiums, palladiums
D# A#
Prisons second to none
Cm G#
And old men with hard-ons
A# Cm
And Madmen with guns