Verse
G# Fm
I saw the Dalai Lama at the Hollywood Bowl
C# D#
talking to the people with their beepers and their cell phones
G# Fm
Wilt Chamberlain, he’s all gone
C# D#
Shaquille O’Neal keeps tweetin on -
[Chorus]
G# Fm
Gimme my goddamn Jack Kramer wood fuckin racket
C# D#
Can’t keep it on the court no more
G# Fm
Gimme my goddamn Jack Kramer wood fuckin racquet
C# D# G#
Something I can hold on to
Fm C# D#
[Verse 2]
G# Fm
Livin day by day, livin hand to mouth
C# D#
Try goin’ north, keep on headin south
G# Fm
Maybe If I had a pension plan, maybe if I had a wife
C# D#
Maybe if I’d ever had a plan in my life
[Chorus]
G# Fm
Gimme my goddamn Jack Kramer wood fuckin racket
C# D#
I can’t keep it on the court no more
G# Fm
Gimme my goddamn Jack Kramer wood fuckin racket
C# D# G#
Something I can hold on to
Fm C# D#
[Bridge]
C#
This one is too light
C#m
This one is too tight
Fm C#
This one I can hardly even feel
D#
I don’t believe it’s real
[Verse 3]
G# Fm
Well I saw the Dalai Lama at the Hollywood Bowl
C# D#
Goldie Hawn was there and some people from some soap opera
G# Fm
I wanted to ask him, how do you get along
C# D#
When the rest of the world ain’t singing your song
[Final chorus]
G# Fm
Gimme my goddamn Jack Kramer wood fucking racket
C# D#
I can’t keep it on the court no more
G# Fm
Gimme me my goddamn Jack Kramer wood fucking racket
C# D# G#
Something I can hold on to
Fm C# D# G# Fm C# D#
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