Verse
A# Gm
I saw the Dalai Lama at the Hollywood Bowl
D# F
talking to the people with their beepers and their cell phones
A# Gm
Wilt Chamberlain, he’s all gone
D# F
Shaquille O’Neal keeps tweetin on -
[Chorus]
A# Gm
Gimme my goddamn Jack Kramer wood fuckin racket
D# F
Can’t keep it on the court no more
A# Gm
Gimme my goddamn Jack Kramer wood fuckin racquet
D# F A#
Something I can hold on to
Gm D# F
[Verse 2]
A# Gm
Livin day by day, livin hand to mouth
D# F
Try goin’ north, keep on headin south
A# Gm
Maybe If I had a pension plan, maybe if I had a wife
D# F
Maybe if I’d ever had a plan in my life
[Chorus]
A# Gm
Gimme my goddamn Jack Kramer wood fuckin racket
D# F
I can’t keep it on the court no more
A# Gm
Gimme my goddamn Jack Kramer wood fuckin racket
D# F A#
Something I can hold on to
Gm D# F
[Bridge]
D#
This one is too light
D#m
This one is too tight
Gm D#
This one I can hardly even feel
F
I don’t believe it’s real
[Verse 3]
A# Gm
Well I saw the Dalai Lama at the Hollywood Bowl
D# F
Goldie Hawn was there and some people from some soap opera
A# Gm
I wanted to ask him, how do you get along
D# F
When the rest of the world ain’t singing your song
[Final chorus]
A# Gm
Gimme my goddamn Jack Kramer wood fucking racket
D# F
I can’t keep it on the court no more
A# Gm
Gimme me my goddamn Jack Kramer wood fucking racket
D# F A#
Something I can hold on to
Gm D# F A# Gm D# F
E