Verse
F# D#m
I saw the Dalai Lama at the Hollywood Bowl
B C#
talking to the people with their beepers and their cell phones
F# D#m
Wilt Chamberlain, he’s all gone
B C#
Shaquille O’Neal keeps tweetin on -
[Chorus]
F# D#m
Gimme my goddamn Jack Kramer wood fuckin racket
B C#
Can’t keep it on the court no more
F# D#m
Gimme my goddamn Jack Kramer wood fuckin racquet
B C# F#
Something I can hold on to
D#m B C#
[Verse 2]
F# D#m
Livin day by day, livin hand to mouth
B C#
Try goin’ north, keep on headin south
F# D#m
Maybe If I had a pension plan, maybe if I had a wife
B C#
Maybe if I’d ever had a plan in my life
[Chorus]
F# D#m
Gimme my goddamn Jack Kramer wood fuckin racket
B C#
I can’t keep it on the court no more
F# D#m
Gimme my goddamn Jack Kramer wood fuckin racket
B C# F#
Something I can hold on to
D#m B C#
[Bridge]
B
This one is too light
Bm
This one is too tight
D#m B
This one I can hardly even feel
C#
I don’t believe it’s real
[Verse 3]
F# D#m
Well I saw the Dalai Lama at the Hollywood Bowl
B C#
Goldie Hawn was there and some people from some soap opera
F# D#m
I wanted to ask him, how do you get along
B C#
When the rest of the world ain’t singing your song
[Final chorus]
F# D#m
Gimme my goddamn Jack Kramer wood fucking racket
B C#
I can’t keep it on the court no more
F# D#m
Gimme me my goddamn Jack Kramer wood fucking racket
B C# F#
Something I can hold on to
D#m B C# F# D#m B C#
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