Verse
B G#m
I saw the Dalai Lama at the Hollywood Bowl
E F#
talking to the people with their beepers and their cell phones
B G#m
Wilt Chamberlain, he’s all gone
E F#
Shaquille O’Neal keeps tweetin on -
[Chorus]
B G#m
Gimme my goddamn Jack Kramer wood fuckin racket
E F#
Can’t keep it on the court no more
B G#m
Gimme my goddamn Jack Kramer wood fuckin racquet
E F# B
Something I can hold on to
G#m E F#
[Verse 2]
B G#m
Livin day by day, livin hand to mouth
E F#
Try goin’ north, keep on headin south
B G#m
Maybe If I had a pension plan, maybe if I had a wife
E F#
Maybe if I’d ever had a plan in my life
[Chorus]
B G#m
Gimme my goddamn Jack Kramer wood fuckin racket
E F#
I can’t keep it on the court no more
B G#m
Gimme my goddamn Jack Kramer wood fuckin racket
E F# B
Something I can hold on to
G#m E F#
[Bridge]
E
This one is too light
Em
This one is too tight
G#m E
This one I can hardly even feel
F#
I don’t believe it’s real
[Verse 3]
B G#m
Well I saw the Dalai Lama at the Hollywood Bowl
E F#
Goldie Hawn was there and some people from some soap opera
B G#m
I wanted to ask him, how do you get along
E F#
When the rest of the world ain’t singing your song
[Final chorus]
B G#m
Gimme my goddamn Jack Kramer wood fucking racket
E F#
I can’t keep it on the court no more
B G#m
Gimme me my goddamn Jack Kramer wood fucking racket
E F# B
Something I can hold on to
G#m E F# B G#m E F#
E