Verse
F Dm
I saw the Dalai Lama at the Hollywood Bowl
A# C
talking to the people with their beepers and their cell phones
F Dm
Wilt Chamberlain, he’s all gone
A# C
Shaquille O’Neal keeps tweetin on -
[Chorus]
F Dm
Gimme my goddamn Jack Kramer wood fuckin racket
A# C
Can’t keep it on the court no more
F Dm
Gimme my goddamn Jack Kramer wood fuckin racquet
A# C F
Something I can hold on to
Dm A# C
[Verse 2]
F Dm
Livin day by day, livin hand to mouth
A# C
Try goin’ north, keep on headin south
F Dm
Maybe If I had a pension plan, maybe if I had a wife
A# C
Maybe if I’d ever had a plan in my life
[Chorus]
F Dm
Gimme my goddamn Jack Kramer wood fuckin racket
A# C
I can’t keep it on the court no more
F Dm
Gimme my goddamn Jack Kramer wood fuckin racket
A# C F
Something I can hold on to
Dm A# C
[Bridge]
A#
This one is too light
A#m
This one is too tight
Dm A#
This one I can hardly even feel
C
I don’t believe it’s real
[Verse 3]
F Dm
Well I saw the Dalai Lama at the Hollywood Bowl
A# C
Goldie Hawn was there and some people from some soap opera
F Dm
I wanted to ask him, how do you get along
A# C
When the rest of the world ain’t singing your song
[Final chorus]
F Dm
Gimme my goddamn Jack Kramer wood fucking racket
A# C
I can’t keep it on the court no more
F Dm
Gimme me my goddamn Jack Kramer wood fucking racket
A# C F
Something I can hold on to
Dm A# C F Dm A# C
E