Verse
A F#m
I saw the Dalai Lama at the Hollywood Bowl
D E
talking to the people with their beepers and their cell phones
A F#m
Wilt Chamberlain, he’s all gone
D E
Shaquille O’Neal keeps tweetin on -
[Chorus]
A F#m
Gimme my goddamn Jack Kramer wood fuckin racket
D E
Can’t keep it on the court no more
A F#m
Gimme my goddamn Jack Kramer wood fuckin racquet
D E A
Something I can hold on to
F#m D E
[Verse 2]
A F#m
Livin day by day, livin hand to mouth
D E
Try goin’ north, keep on headin south
A F#m
Maybe If I had a pension plan, maybe if I had a wife
D E
Maybe if I’d ever had a plan in my life
[Chorus]
A F#m
Gimme my goddamn Jack Kramer wood fuckin racket
D E
I can’t keep it on the court no more
A F#m
Gimme my goddamn Jack Kramer wood fuckin racket
D E A
Something I can hold on to
F#m D E
[Bridge]
D
This one is too light
Dm
This one is too tight
F#m D
This one I can hardly even feel
E
I don’t believe it’s real
[Verse 3]
A F#m
Well I saw the Dalai Lama at the Hollywood Bowl
D E
Goldie Hawn was there and some people from some soap opera
A F#m
I wanted to ask him, how do you get along
D E
When the rest of the world ain’t singing your song
[Final chorus]
A F#m
Gimme my goddamn Jack Kramer wood fucking racket
D E
I can’t keep it on the court no more
A F#m
Gimme me my goddamn Jack Kramer wood fucking racket
D E A
Something I can hold on to
F#m D E A F#m D E
E