Verse
D# Cm
I saw the Dalai Lama at the Hollywood Bowl
G# A#
talking to the people with their beepers and their cell phones
D# Cm
Wilt Chamberlain, he’s all gone
G# A#
Shaquille O’Neal keeps tweetin on -
[Chorus]
D# Cm
Gimme my goddamn Jack Kramer wood fuckin racket
G# A#
Can’t keep it on the court no more
D# Cm
Gimme my goddamn Jack Kramer wood fuckin racquet
G# A# D#
Something I can hold on to
Cm G# A#
[Verse 2]
D# Cm
Livin day by day, livin hand to mouth
G# A#
Try goin’ north, keep on headin south
D# Cm
Maybe If I had a pension plan, maybe if I had a wife
G# A#
Maybe if I’d ever had a plan in my life
[Chorus]
D# Cm
Gimme my goddamn Jack Kramer wood fuckin racket
G# A#
I can’t keep it on the court no more
D# Cm
Gimme my goddamn Jack Kramer wood fuckin racket
G# A# D#
Something I can hold on to
Cm G# A#
[Bridge]
G#
This one is too light
G#m
This one is too tight
Cm G#
This one I can hardly even feel
A#
I don’t believe it’s real
[Verse 3]
D# Cm
Well I saw the Dalai Lama at the Hollywood Bowl
G# A#
Goldie Hawn was there and some people from some soap opera
D# Cm
I wanted to ask him, how do you get along
G# A#
When the rest of the world ain’t singing your song
[Final chorus]
D# Cm
Gimme my goddamn Jack Kramer wood fucking racket
G# A#
I can’t keep it on the court no more
D# Cm
Gimme me my goddamn Jack Kramer wood fucking racket
G# A# D#
Something I can hold on to
Cm G# A# D# Cm G# A#
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