Verse
C Am
I saw the Dalai Lama at the Hollywood Bowl
F G
talking to the people with their beepers and their cell phones
C Am
Wilt Chamberlain, he’s all gone
F G
Shaquille O’Neal keeps tweetin on -
[Chorus]
C Am
Gimme my goddamn Jack Kramer wood fuckin racket
F G
Can’t keep it on the court no more
C Am
Gimme my goddamn Jack Kramer wood fuckin racquet
F G C
Something I can hold on to
Am F G
[Verse 2]
C Am
Livin day by day, livin hand to mouth
F G
Try goin’ north, keep on headin south
C Am
Maybe If I had a pension plan, maybe if I had a wife
F G
Maybe if I’d ever had a plan in my life
[Chorus]
C Am
Gimme my goddamn Jack Kramer wood fuckin racket
F G
I can’t keep it on the court no more
C Am
Gimme my goddamn Jack Kramer wood fuckin racket
F G C
Something I can hold on to
Am F G
[Bridge]
F
This one is too light
Fm
This one is too tight
Am F
This one I can hardly even feel
G
I don’t believe it’s real
[Verse 3]
C Am
Well I saw the Dalai Lama at the Hollywood Bowl
F G
Goldie Hawn was there and some people from some soap opera
C Am
I wanted to ask him, how do you get along
F G
When the rest of the world ain’t singing your song
[Final chorus]
C Am
Gimme my goddamn Jack Kramer wood fucking racket
F G
I can’t keep it on the court no more
C Am
Gimme me my goddamn Jack Kramer wood fucking racket
F G C
Something I can hold on to
Am F G C Am F G
E