Verse
C# A#m
I saw the Dalai Lama at the Hollywood Bowl
F# G#
talking to the people with their beepers and their cell phones
C# A#m
Wilt Chamberlain, he’s all gone
F# G#
Shaquille O’Neal keeps tweetin on -
[Chorus]
C# A#m
Gimme my goddamn Jack Kramer wood fuckin racket
F# G#
Can’t keep it on the court no more
C# A#m
Gimme my goddamn Jack Kramer wood fuckin racquet
F# G# C#
Something I can hold on to
A#m F# G#
[Verse 2]
C# A#m
Livin day by day, livin hand to mouth
F# G#
Try goin’ north, keep on headin south
C# A#m
Maybe If I had a pension plan, maybe if I had a wife
F# G#
Maybe if I’d ever had a plan in my life
[Chorus]
C# A#m
Gimme my goddamn Jack Kramer wood fuckin racket
F# G#
I can’t keep it on the court no more
C# A#m
Gimme my goddamn Jack Kramer wood fuckin racket
F# G# C#
Something I can hold on to
A#m F# G#
[Bridge]
F#
This one is too light
F#m
This one is too tight
A#m F#
This one I can hardly even feel
G#
I don’t believe it’s real
[Verse 3]
C# A#m
Well I saw the Dalai Lama at the Hollywood Bowl
F# G#
Goldie Hawn was there and some people from some soap opera
C# A#m
I wanted to ask him, how do you get along
F# G#
When the rest of the world ain’t singing your song
[Final chorus]
C# A#m
Gimme my goddamn Jack Kramer wood fucking racket
F# G#
I can’t keep it on the court no more
C# A#m
Gimme me my goddamn Jack Kramer wood fucking racket
F# G# C#
Something I can hold on to
A#m F# G# C# A#m F# G#
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