Verse
D Bm
I saw the Dalai Lama at the Hollywood Bowl
G A
talking to the people with their beepers and their cell phones
D Bm
Wilt Chamberlain, he’s all gone
G A
Shaquille O’Neal keeps tweetin on -
[Chorus]
D Bm
Gimme my goddamn Jack Kramer wood fuckin racket
G A
Can’t keep it on the court no more
D Bm
Gimme my goddamn Jack Kramer wood fuckin racquet
G A D
Something I can hold on to
Bm G A
[Verse 2]
D Bm
Livin day by day, livin hand to mouth
G A
Try goin’ north, keep on headin south
D Bm
Maybe If I had a pension plan, maybe if I had a wife
G A
Maybe if I’d ever had a plan in my life
[Chorus]
D Bm
Gimme my goddamn Jack Kramer wood fuckin racket
G A
I can’t keep it on the court no more
D Bm
Gimme my goddamn Jack Kramer wood fuckin racket
G A D
Something I can hold on to
Bm G A
[Bridge]
G
This one is too light
Gm
This one is too tight
Bm G
This one I can hardly even feel
A
I don’t believe it’s real
[Verse 3]
D Bm
Well I saw the Dalai Lama at the Hollywood Bowl
G A
Goldie Hawn was there and some people from some soap opera
D Bm
I wanted to ask him, how do you get along
G A
When the rest of the world ain’t singing your song
[Final chorus]
D Bm
Gimme my goddamn Jack Kramer wood fucking racket
G A
I can’t keep it on the court no more
D Bm
Gimme me my goddamn Jack Kramer wood fucking racket
G A D
Something I can hold on to
Bm G A D Bm G A
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