Intro
F# G#m B F#
[Verse]
F# G#m
"Only when I laugh, does it hurt."
B F#
The doctor says, "Please, son, remove your skirt."
F# F# G#m
"I'd be glad to comply, but I'm not wearing one."
B F#
The doctor says, "That's strange, nor am I."
F# G#m
C# scotsman throws a pole into the air
B F#
The alderman all vote in some affair
F# G#m
The mayor, he abstained--and ain't that strange
B F#
He's still a bachelor perhaps he's gay.
D#m E
C# corpse is laid out neatly on a slab
B F#
Professor's working madly in his lab
D#m E
The assistant files her nails and checks her hair
B F#
There's just a hint of danger in the air
F# G#m
There's just a hint of danger in the air
B F#
No one is alarmed nor seems to care
F# G#m
Everyone is happy, we're all fine
B F#
We all fall in love all the time
D#m E
Yeah, we all fall in love from a plane
B F#
With the stewardess, she serves us in our dreams
D#m E
When we wake, we find that it has rained
B F#
When it rains, it lulls us back to sleep
F# G#m
So rest your weary eyes and go to sleep
B F#
Or rest your weary head and come to me
F# G#m
Move your lips and sing this lullabye
B F#
Move your lips and sing this lullabye
D#m E
Lullabye
B F#
Lullabye
D#m E
Lullabye
B F#
Lullabye