Intro
C# D#m F# C#
[Verse]
C# D#m
"Only when I laugh, does it hurt."
F# C#
The doctor says, "Please, son, remove your skirt."
C# C# D#m
"I'd be glad to comply, but I'm not wearing one."
F# C#
The doctor says, "That's strange, nor am I."
C# D#m
G# scotsman throws a pole into the air
F# C#
The alderman all vote in some affair
C# D#m
The mayor, he abstained--and ain't that strange
F# C#
He's still a bachelor perhaps he's gay.
A#m B
G# corpse is laid out neatly on a slab
F# C#
Professor's working madly in his lab
A#m B
The assistant files her nails and checks her hair
F# C#
There's just a hint of danger in the air
C# D#m
There's just a hint of danger in the air
F# C#
No one is alarmed nor seems to care
C# D#m
Everyone is happy, we're all fine
F# C#
We all fall in love all the time
A#m B
Yeah, we all fall in love from a plane
F# C#
With the stewardess, she serves us in our dreams
A#m B
When we wake, we find that it has rained
F# C#
When it rains, it lulls us back to sleep
C# D#m
So rest your weary eyes and go to sleep
F# C#
Or rest your weary head and come to me
C# D#m
Move your lips and sing this lullabye
F# C#
Move your lips and sing this lullabye
A#m B
Lullabye
F# C#
Lullabye
A#m B
Lullabye
F# C#
Lullabye