Intro
G# A#m C# G#
[Verse]
G# A#m
"Only when I laugh, does it hurt."
C# G#
The doctor says, "Please, son, remove your skirt."
G# G# A#m
"I'd be glad to comply, but I'm not wearing one."
C# G#
The doctor says, "That's strange, nor am I."
G# A#m
D# scotsman throws a pole into the air
C# G#
The alderman all vote in some affair
G# A#m
The mayor, he abstained--and ain't that strange
C# G#
He's still a bachelor perhaps he's gay.
Fm F#
D# corpse is laid out neatly on a slab
C# G#
Professor's working madly in his lab
Fm F#
The assistant files her nails and checks her hair
C# G#
There's just a hint of danger in the air
G# A#m
There's just a hint of danger in the air
C# G#
No one is alarmed nor seems to care
G# A#m
Everyone is happy, we're all fine
C# G#
We all fall in love all the time
Fm F#
Yeah, we all fall in love from a plane
C# G#
With the stewardess, she serves us in our dreams
Fm F#
When we wake, we find that it has rained
C# G#
When it rains, it lulls us back to sleep
G# A#m
So rest your weary eyes and go to sleep
C# G#
Or rest your weary head and come to me
G# A#m
Move your lips and sing this lullabye
C# G#
Move your lips and sing this lullabye
Fm F#
Lullabye
C# G#
Lullabye
Fm F#
Lullabye
C# G#
Lullabye