Intro
B C#m E B
[Verse]
B C#m
"Only when I laugh, does it hurt."
E B
The doctor says, "Please, son, remove your skirt."
B B C#m
"I'd be glad to comply, but I'm not wearing one."
E B
The doctor says, "That's strange, nor am I."
B C#m
F# scotsman throws a pole into the air
E B
The alderman all vote in some affair
B C#m
The mayor, he abstained--and ain't that strange
E B
He's still a bachelor perhaps he's gay.
G#m A
F# corpse is laid out neatly on a slab
E B
Professor's working madly in his lab
G#m A
The assistant files her nails and checks her hair
E B
There's just a hint of danger in the air
B C#m
There's just a hint of danger in the air
E B
No one is alarmed nor seems to care
B C#m
Everyone is happy, we're all fine
E B
We all fall in love all the time
G#m A
Yeah, we all fall in love from a plane
E B
With the stewardess, she serves us in our dreams
G#m A
When we wake, we find that it has rained
E B
When it rains, it lulls us back to sleep
B C#m
So rest your weary eyes and go to sleep
E B
Or rest your weary head and come to me
B C#m
Move your lips and sing this lullabye
E B
Move your lips and sing this lullabye
G#m A
Lullabye
E B
Lullabye
G#m A
Lullabye
E B
Lullabye