Intro
C Dm F C
[Verse]
C Dm
"Only when I laugh, does it hurt."
F C
The doctor says, "Please, son, remove your skirt."
C C Dm
"I'd be glad to comply, but I'm not wearing one."
F C
The doctor says, "That's strange, nor am I."
C Dm
G scotsman throws a pole into the air
F C
The alderman all vote in some affair
C Dm
The mayor, he abstained--and ain't that strange
F C
He's still a bachelor perhaps he's gay.
Am A#
G corpse is laid out neatly on a slab
F C
Professor's working madly in his lab
Am A#
The assistant files her nails and checks her hair
F C
There's just a hint of danger in the air
C Dm
There's just a hint of danger in the air
F C
No one is alarmed nor seems to care
C Dm
Everyone is happy, we're all fine
F C
We all fall in love all the time
Am A#
Yeah, we all fall in love from a plane
F C
With the stewardess, she serves us in our dreams
Am A#
When we wake, we find that it has rained
F C
When it rains, it lulls us back to sleep
C Dm
So rest your weary eyes and go to sleep
F C
Or rest your weary head and come to me
C Dm
Move your lips and sing this lullabye
F C
Move your lips and sing this lullabye
Am A#
Lullabye
F C
Lullabye
Am A#
Lullabye
F C
Lullabye