Intro
A# Cm D# A#
[Verse]
A# Cm
"Only when I laugh, does it hurt."
D# A#
The doctor says, "Please, son, remove your skirt."
A# A# Cm
"I'd be glad to comply, but I'm not wearing one."
D# A#
The doctor says, "That's strange, nor am I."
A# Cm
F scotsman throws a pole into the air
D# A#
The alderman all vote in some affair
A# Cm
The mayor, he abstained--and ain't that strange
D# A#
He's still a bachelor perhaps he's gay.
Gm G#
F corpse is laid out neatly on a slab
D# A#
Professor's working madly in his lab
Gm G#
The assistant files her nails and checks her hair
D# A#
There's just a hint of danger in the air
A# Cm
There's just a hint of danger in the air
D# A#
No one is alarmed nor seems to care
A# Cm
Everyone is happy, we're all fine
D# A#
We all fall in love all the time
Gm G#
Yeah, we all fall in love from a plane
D# A#
With the stewardess, she serves us in our dreams
Gm G#
When we wake, we find that it has rained
D# A#
When it rains, it lulls us back to sleep
A# Cm
So rest your weary eyes and go to sleep
D# A#
Or rest your weary head and come to me
A# Cm
Move your lips and sing this lullabye
D# A#
Move your lips and sing this lullabye
Gm G#
Lullabye
D# A#
Lullabye
Gm G#
Lullabye
D# A#
Lullabye