Intro
E F#m A E
[Verse]
E F#m
"Only when I laugh, does it hurt."
A E
The doctor says, "Please, son, remove your skirt."
E E F#m
"I'd be glad to comply, but I'm not wearing one."
A E
The doctor says, "That's strange, nor am I."
E F#m
B scotsman throws a pole into the air
A E
The alderman all vote in some affair
E F#m
The mayor, he abstained--and ain't that strange
A E
He's still a bachelor perhaps he's gay.
C#m D
B corpse is laid out neatly on a slab
A E
Professor's working madly in his lab
C#m D
The assistant files her nails and checks her hair
A E
There's just a hint of danger in the air
E F#m
There's just a hint of danger in the air
A E
No one is alarmed nor seems to care
E F#m
Everyone is happy, we're all fine
A E
We all fall in love all the time
C#m D
Yeah, we all fall in love from a plane
A E
With the stewardess, she serves us in our dreams
C#m D
When we wake, we find that it has rained
A E
When it rains, it lulls us back to sleep
E F#m
So rest your weary eyes and go to sleep
A E
Or rest your weary head and come to me
E F#m
Move your lips and sing this lullabye
A E
Move your lips and sing this lullabye
C#m D
Lullabye
A E
Lullabye
C#m D
Lullabye
A E
Lullabye