Intro
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[Verse]
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"Only when I laugh, does it hurt."
D A
The doctor says, "Please, son, remove your skirt."
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"I'd be glad to comply, but I'm not wearing one."
D A
The doctor says, "That's strange, nor am I."
A Bm
E scotsman throws a pole into the air
D A
The alderman all vote in some affair
A Bm
The mayor, he abstained--and ain't that strange
D A
He's still a bachelor perhaps he's gay.
F#m G
E corpse is laid out neatly on a slab
D A
Professor's working madly in his lab
F#m G
The assistant files her nails and checks her hair
D A
There's just a hint of danger in the air
A Bm
There's just a hint of danger in the air
D A
No one is alarmed nor seems to care
A Bm
Everyone is happy, we're all fine
D A
We all fall in love all the time
F#m G
Yeah, we all fall in love from a plane
D A
With the stewardess, she serves us in our dreams
F#m G
When we wake, we find that it has rained
D A
When it rains, it lulls us back to sleep
A Bm
So rest your weary eyes and go to sleep
D A
Or rest your weary head and come to me
A Bm
Move your lips and sing this lullabye
D A
Move your lips and sing this lullabye
F#m G
Lullabye
D A
Lullabye
F#m G
Lullabye
D A
Lullabye