Intro
D# Fm G# D#
[Verse]
D# Fm
"Only when I laugh, does it hurt."
G# D#
The doctor says, "Please, son, remove your skirt."
D# D# Fm
"I'd be glad to comply, but I'm not wearing one."
G# D#
The doctor says, "That's strange, nor am I."
D# Fm
A# scotsman throws a pole into the air
G# D#
The alderman all vote in some affair
D# Fm
The mayor, he abstained--and ain't that strange
G# D#
He's still a bachelor perhaps he's gay.
Cm C#
A# corpse is laid out neatly on a slab
G# D#
Professor's working madly in his lab
Cm C#
The assistant files her nails and checks her hair
G# D#
There's just a hint of danger in the air
D# Fm
There's just a hint of danger in the air
G# D#
No one is alarmed nor seems to care
D# Fm
Everyone is happy, we're all fine
G# D#
We all fall in love all the time
Cm C#
Yeah, we all fall in love from a plane
G# D#
With the stewardess, she serves us in our dreams
Cm C#
When we wake, we find that it has rained
G# D#
When it rains, it lulls us back to sleep
D# Fm
So rest your weary eyes and go to sleep
G# D#
Or rest your weary head and come to me
D# Fm
Move your lips and sing this lullabye
G# D#
Move your lips and sing this lullabye
Cm C#
Lullabye
G# D#
Lullabye
Cm C#
Lullabye
G# D#
Lullabye