Intro
G Am C G
[Verse]
G Am
"Only when I laugh, does it hurt."
C G
The doctor says, "Please, son, remove your skirt."
G G Am
"I'd be glad to comply, but I'm not wearing one."
C G
The doctor says, "That's strange, nor am I."
G Am
D scotsman throws a pole into the air
C G
The alderman all vote in some affair
G Am
The mayor, he abstained--and ain't that strange
C G
He's still a bachelor perhaps he's gay.
Em F
D corpse is laid out neatly on a slab
C G
Professor's working madly in his lab
Em F
The assistant files her nails and checks her hair
C G
There's just a hint of danger in the air
G Am
There's just a hint of danger in the air
C G
No one is alarmed nor seems to care
G Am
Everyone is happy, we're all fine
C G
We all fall in love all the time
Em F
Yeah, we all fall in love from a plane
C G
With the stewardess, she serves us in our dreams
Em F
When we wake, we find that it has rained
C G
When it rains, it lulls us back to sleep
G Am
So rest your weary eyes and go to sleep
C G
Or rest your weary head and come to me
G Am
Move your lips and sing this lullabye
C G
Move your lips and sing this lullabye
Em F
Lullabye
C G
Lullabye
Em F
Lullabye
C G
Lullabye