Intro
B
[Verse 1]
B
Is it weird if I print out pictures of my ex
G#m E F#
Use his face like a dartboard
B
Is it strange if I make lists of all the boys I hate
G#m E F#
F*ck with their lives when I’m bored
G#m
Yeah, are these unhealthy tendencies
E F#
Getting to extreme, clear to see
D#
Could be symptoms of crazy
G#m F#
But don’t worry ‘bout me
‘Cause it’s not me
[Chorus]
N.C. B
I’m just asking for a friend
G#m
Yeah she was kinda wonderin’ (hmm?)
E
Oh, what would you recommend?
F#
Yeah, I’m just asking for a
Askin’ for a
[Verse 2]
B
‘Cause she’ll key up the car that cut her off in traffic
G#m E
And she’ll fight in the bar if someone spills her drink
F#
But isn’t everyone a little unstable
Like lose your sh*t, maybe flip a table?
G#m
Tell me how far is too far (is this too far?)
F#
And I’ll let her know ‘cause
[Chorus]
B
I’m just asking for a friend
G#m
Yeah she was kinda wonderin’
E
Oh, what would you recommend?
F#
Yeah, I’m just asking for a (asking for a)
Askin’ for a
B
I’m just asking for a friend
G#m
Yeah is she okay in the head?
E
‘Cause every now and then
The freak starts creepin’ in
F#
I’m just asking for a
Asking for a
[Bridge]
G#m
Is it normal? Is it bad?
B
To have an inner maniac
E
Let’s be honest for a sec
F#
Don’t we all have days like that?
I’m just asking for a
[Outtro]
G#m
Friend (Ohh-ahh-hh, yeah)
I’m just asking for a
B
Friend (frie-e-e-e-nd, oh)
F#
I’m just asking for a
G#m
Is it normal? Is it bad?
B
To have an inner maniac
E
Let’s be honest for a sec
F# G#m
Don’t we all have days like that?