Intro
C
[Verse 1]
C
Is it weird if I print out pictures of my ex
Am F G
Use his face like a dartboard
C
Is it strange if I make lists of all the boys I hate
Am F G
F*ck with their lives when I’m bored
Am
Yeah, are these unhealthy tendencies
F G
Getting to extreme, clear to see
E
Could be symptoms of crazy
Am G
But don’t worry ‘bout me
‘Cause it’s not me
[Chorus]
N.C. C
I’m just asking for a friend
Am
Yeah she was kinda wonderin’ (hmm?)
F
Oh, what would you recommend?
G
Yeah, I’m just asking for a
Askin’ for a
[Verse 2]
C
‘Cause she’ll key up the car that cut her off in traffic
Am F
And she’ll fight in the bar if someone spills her drink
G
But isn’t everyone a little unstable
Like lose your sh*t, maybe flip a table?
Am
Tell me how far is too far (is this too far?)
G
And I’ll let her know ‘cause
[Chorus]
C
I’m just asking for a friend
Am
Yeah she was kinda wonderin’
F
Oh, what would you recommend?
G
Yeah, I’m just asking for a (asking for a)
Askin’ for a
C
I’m just asking for a friend
Am
Yeah is she okay in the head?
F
‘Cause every now and then
The freak starts creepin’ in
G
I’m just asking for a
Asking for a
[Bridge]
Am
Is it normal? Is it bad?
C
To have an inner maniac
F
Let’s be honest for a sec
G
Don’t we all have days like that?
I’m just asking for a
[Outtro]
Am
Friend (Ohh-ahh-hh, yeah)
I’m just asking for a
C
Friend (frie-e-e-e-nd, oh)
G
I’m just asking for a
Am
Is it normal? Is it bad?
C
To have an inner maniac
F
Let’s be honest for a sec
G Am
Don’t we all have days like that?