Intro
F
[Verse 1]
F
Is it weird if I print out pictures of my ex
Dm A# C
Use his face like a dartboard
F
Is it strange if I make lists of all the boys I hate
Dm A# C
F*ck with their lives when I’m bored
Dm
Yeah, are these unhealthy tendencies
A# C
Getting to extreme, clear to see
A
Could be symptoms of crazy
Dm C
But don’t worry ‘bout me
‘Cause it’s not me
[Chorus]
N.C. F
I’m just asking for a friend
Dm
Yeah she was kinda wonderin’ (hmm?)
A#
Oh, what would you recommend?
C
Yeah, I’m just asking for a
Askin’ for a
[Verse 2]
F
‘Cause she’ll key up the car that cut her off in traffic
Dm A#
And she’ll fight in the bar if someone spills her drink
C
But isn’t everyone a little unstable
Like lose your sh*t, maybe flip a table?
Dm
Tell me how far is too far (is this too far?)
C
And I’ll let her know ‘cause
[Chorus]
F
I’m just asking for a friend
Dm
Yeah she was kinda wonderin’
A#
Oh, what would you recommend?
C
Yeah, I’m just asking for a (asking for a)
Askin’ for a
F
I’m just asking for a friend
Dm
Yeah is she okay in the head?
A#
‘Cause every now and then
The freak starts creepin’ in
C
I’m just asking for a
Asking for a
[Bridge]
Dm
Is it normal? Is it bad?
F
To have an inner maniac
A#
Let’s be honest for a sec
C
Don’t we all have days like that?
I’m just asking for a
[Outtro]
Dm
Friend (Ohh-ahh-hh, yeah)
I’m just asking for a
F
Friend (frie-e-e-e-nd, oh)
C
I’m just asking for a
Dm
Is it normal? Is it bad?
F
To have an inner maniac
A#
Let’s be honest for a sec
C Dm
Don’t we all have days like that?