Intro
E
[Verse 1]
E
Is it weird if I print out pictures of my ex
C#m A B
Use his face like a dartboard
E
Is it strange if I make lists of all the boys I hate
C#m A B
F*ck with their lives when I’m bored
C#m
Yeah, are these unhealthy tendencies
A B
Getting to extreme, clear to see
G#
Could be symptoms of crazy
C#m B
But don’t worry ‘bout me
‘Cause it’s not me
[Chorus]
N.C. E
I’m just asking for a friend
C#m
Yeah she was kinda wonderin’ (hmm?)
A
Oh, what would you recommend?
B
Yeah, I’m just asking for a
Askin’ for a
[Verse 2]
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‘Cause she’ll key up the car that cut her off in traffic
C#m A
And she’ll fight in the bar if someone spills her drink
B
But isn’t everyone a little unstable
Like lose your sh*t, maybe flip a table?
C#m
Tell me how far is too far (is this too far?)
B
And I’ll let her know ‘cause
[Chorus]
E
I’m just asking for a friend
C#m
Yeah she was kinda wonderin’
A
Oh, what would you recommend?
B
Yeah, I’m just asking for a (asking for a)
Askin’ for a
E
I’m just asking for a friend
C#m
Yeah is she okay in the head?
A
‘Cause every now and then
The freak starts creepin’ in
B
I’m just asking for a
Asking for a
[Bridge]
C#m
Is it normal? Is it bad?
E
To have an inner maniac
A
Let’s be honest for a sec
B
Don’t we all have days like that?
I’m just asking for a
[Outtro]
C#m
Friend (Ohh-ahh-hh, yeah)
I’m just asking for a
E
Friend (frie-e-e-e-nd, oh)
B
I’m just asking for a
C#m
Is it normal? Is it bad?
E
To have an inner maniac
A
Let’s be honest for a sec
B C#m
Don’t we all have days like that?