Intro
F#
[Verse 1]
F#
Is it weird if I print out pictures of my ex
D#m B C#
Use his face like a dartboard
F#
Is it strange if I make lists of all the boys I hate
D#m B C#
F*ck with their lives when I’m bored
D#m
Yeah, are these unhealthy tendencies
B C#
Getting to extreme, clear to see
A#
Could be symptoms of crazy
D#m C#
But don’t worry ‘bout me
‘Cause it’s not me
[Chorus]
N.C. F#
I’m just asking for a friend
D#m
Yeah she was kinda wonderin’ (hmm?)
B
Oh, what would you recommend?
C#
Yeah, I’m just asking for a
Askin’ for a
[Verse 2]
F#
‘Cause she’ll key up the car that cut her off in traffic
D#m B
And she’ll fight in the bar if someone spills her drink
C#
But isn’t everyone a little unstable
Like lose your sh*t, maybe flip a table?
D#m
Tell me how far is too far (is this too far?)
C#
And I’ll let her know ‘cause
[Chorus]
F#
I’m just asking for a friend
D#m
Yeah she was kinda wonderin’
B
Oh, what would you recommend?
C#
Yeah, I’m just asking for a (asking for a)
Askin’ for a
F#
I’m just asking for a friend
D#m
Yeah is she okay in the head?
B
‘Cause every now and then
The freak starts creepin’ in
C#
I’m just asking for a
Asking for a
[Bridge]
D#m
Is it normal? Is it bad?
F#
To have an inner maniac
B
Let’s be honest for a sec
C#
Don’t we all have days like that?
I’m just asking for a
[Outtro]
D#m
Friend (Ohh-ahh-hh, yeah)
I’m just asking for a
F#
Friend (frie-e-e-e-nd, oh)
C#
I’m just asking for a
D#m
Is it normal? Is it bad?
F#
To have an inner maniac
B
Let’s be honest for a sec
C# D#m
Don’t we all have days like that?