Intro
D#
[Verse 1]
D#
Is it weird if I print out pictures of my ex
Cm G# A#
Use his face like a dartboard
D#
Is it strange if I make lists of all the boys I hate
Cm G# A#
F*ck with their lives when I’m bored
Cm
Yeah, are these unhealthy tendencies
G# A#
Getting to extreme, clear to see
G
Could be symptoms of crazy
Cm A#
But don’t worry ‘bout me
‘Cause it’s not me
[Chorus]
N.C. D#
I’m just asking for a friend
Cm
Yeah she was kinda wonderin’ (hmm?)
G#
Oh, what would you recommend?
A#
Yeah, I’m just asking for a
Askin’ for a
[Verse 2]
D#
‘Cause she’ll key up the car that cut her off in traffic
Cm G#
And she’ll fight in the bar if someone spills her drink
A#
But isn’t everyone a little unstable
Like lose your sh*t, maybe flip a table?
Cm
Tell me how far is too far (is this too far?)
A#
And I’ll let her know ‘cause
[Chorus]
D#
I’m just asking for a friend
Cm
Yeah she was kinda wonderin’
G#
Oh, what would you recommend?
A#
Yeah, I’m just asking for a (asking for a)
Askin’ for a
D#
I’m just asking for a friend
Cm
Yeah is she okay in the head?
G#
‘Cause every now and then
The freak starts creepin’ in
A#
I’m just asking for a
Asking for a
[Bridge]
Cm
Is it normal? Is it bad?
D#
To have an inner maniac
G#
Let’s be honest for a sec
A#
Don’t we all have days like that?
I’m just asking for a
[Outtro]
Cm
Friend (Ohh-ahh-hh, yeah)
I’m just asking for a
D#
Friend (frie-e-e-e-nd, oh)
A#
I’m just asking for a
Cm
Is it normal? Is it bad?
D#
To have an inner maniac
G#
Let’s be honest for a sec
A# Cm
Don’t we all have days like that?