Intro
D
[Verse 1]
D
Is it weird if I print out pictures of my ex
Bm G A
Use his face like a dartboard
D
Is it strange if I make lists of all the boys I hate
Bm G A
F*ck with their lives when I’m bored
Bm
Yeah, are these unhealthy tendencies
G A
Getting to extreme, clear to see
F#
Could be symptoms of crazy
Bm A
But don’t worry ‘bout me
‘Cause it’s not me
[Chorus]
N.C. D
I’m just asking for a friend
Bm
Yeah she was kinda wonderin’ (hmm?)
G
Oh, what would you recommend?
A
Yeah, I’m just asking for a
Askin’ for a
[Verse 2]
D
‘Cause she’ll key up the car that cut her off in traffic
Bm G
And she’ll fight in the bar if someone spills her drink
A
But isn’t everyone a little unstable
Like lose your sh*t, maybe flip a table?
Bm
Tell me how far is too far (is this too far?)
A
And I’ll let her know ‘cause
[Chorus]
D
I’m just asking for a friend
Bm
Yeah she was kinda wonderin’
G
Oh, what would you recommend?
A
Yeah, I’m just asking for a (asking for a)
Askin’ for a
D
I’m just asking for a friend
Bm
Yeah is she okay in the head?
G
‘Cause every now and then
The freak starts creepin’ in
A
I’m just asking for a
Asking for a
[Bridge]
Bm
Is it normal? Is it bad?
D
To have an inner maniac
G
Let’s be honest for a sec
A
Don’t we all have days like that?
I’m just asking for a
[Outtro]
Bm
Friend (Ohh-ahh-hh, yeah)
I’m just asking for a
D
Friend (frie-e-e-e-nd, oh)
A
I’m just asking for a
Bm
Is it normal? Is it bad?
D
To have an inner maniac
G
Let’s be honest for a sec
A Bm
Don’t we all have days like that?