Intro
C#
[Verse 1]
C#
Is it weird if I print out pictures of my ex
A#m F# G#
Use his face like a dartboard
C#
Is it strange if I make lists of all the boys I hate
A#m F# G#
F*ck with their lives when I’m bored
A#m
Yeah, are these unhealthy tendencies
F# G#
Getting to extreme, clear to see
F
Could be symptoms of crazy
A#m G#
But don’t worry ‘bout me
‘Cause it’s not me
[Chorus]
N.C. C#
I’m just asking for a friend
A#m
Yeah she was kinda wonderin’ (hmm?)
F#
Oh, what would you recommend?
G#
Yeah, I’m just asking for a
Askin’ for a
[Verse 2]
C#
‘Cause she’ll key up the car that cut her off in traffic
A#m F#
And she’ll fight in the bar if someone spills her drink
G#
But isn’t everyone a little unstable
Like lose your sh*t, maybe flip a table?
A#m
Tell me how far is too far (is this too far?)
G#
And I’ll let her know ‘cause
[Chorus]
C#
I’m just asking for a friend
A#m
Yeah she was kinda wonderin’
F#
Oh, what would you recommend?
G#
Yeah, I’m just asking for a (asking for a)
Askin’ for a
C#
I’m just asking for a friend
A#m
Yeah is she okay in the head?
F#
‘Cause every now and then
The freak starts creepin’ in
G#
I’m just asking for a
Asking for a
[Bridge]
A#m
Is it normal? Is it bad?
C#
To have an inner maniac
F#
Let’s be honest for a sec
G#
Don’t we all have days like that?
I’m just asking for a
[Outtro]
A#m
Friend (Ohh-ahh-hh, yeah)
I’m just asking for a
C#
Friend (frie-e-e-e-nd, oh)
G#
I’m just asking for a
A#m
Is it normal? Is it bad?
C#
To have an inner maniac
F#
Let’s be honest for a sec
G# A#m
Don’t we all have days like that?