Intro
G#
[Verse 1]
G#
Is it weird if I print out pictures of my ex
Fm C# D#
Use his face like a dartboard
G#
Is it strange if I make lists of all the boys I hate
Fm C# D#
F*ck with their lives when I’m bored
Fm
Yeah, are these unhealthy tendencies
C# D#
Getting to extreme, clear to see
C
Could be symptoms of crazy
Fm D#
But don’t worry ‘bout me
‘Cause it’s not me
[Chorus]
N.C. G#
I’m just asking for a friend
Fm
Yeah she was kinda wonderin’ (hmm?)
C#
Oh, what would you recommend?
D#
Yeah, I’m just asking for a
Askin’ for a
[Verse 2]
G#
‘Cause she’ll key up the car that cut her off in traffic
Fm C#
And she’ll fight in the bar if someone spills her drink
D#
But isn’t everyone a little unstable
Like lose your sh*t, maybe flip a table?
Fm
Tell me how far is too far (is this too far?)
D#
And I’ll let her know ‘cause
[Chorus]
G#
I’m just asking for a friend
Fm
Yeah she was kinda wonderin’
C#
Oh, what would you recommend?
D#
Yeah, I’m just asking for a (asking for a)
Askin’ for a
G#
I’m just asking for a friend
Fm
Yeah is she okay in the head?
C#
‘Cause every now and then
The freak starts creepin’ in
D#
I’m just asking for a
Asking for a
[Bridge]
Fm
Is it normal? Is it bad?
G#
To have an inner maniac
C#
Let’s be honest for a sec
D#
Don’t we all have days like that?
I’m just asking for a
[Outtro]
Fm
Friend (Ohh-ahh-hh, yeah)
I’m just asking for a
G#
Friend (frie-e-e-e-nd, oh)
D#
I’m just asking for a
Fm
Is it normal? Is it bad?
G#
To have an inner maniac
C#
Let’s be honest for a sec
D# Fm
Don’t we all have days like that?