Intro
A
[Verse 1]
A
Is it weird if I print out pictures of my ex
F#m D E
Use his face like a dartboard
A
Is it strange if I make lists of all the boys I hate
F#m D E
F*ck with their lives when I’m bored
F#m
Yeah, are these unhealthy tendencies
D E
Getting to extreme, clear to see
C#
Could be symptoms of crazy
F#m E
But don’t worry ‘bout me
‘Cause it’s not me
[Chorus]
N.C. A
I’m just asking for a friend
F#m
Yeah she was kinda wonderin’ (hmm?)
D
Oh, what would you recommend?
E
Yeah, I’m just asking for a
Askin’ for a
[Verse 2]
A
‘Cause she’ll key up the car that cut her off in traffic
F#m D
And she’ll fight in the bar if someone spills her drink
E
But isn’t everyone a little unstable
Like lose your sh*t, maybe flip a table?
F#m
Tell me how far is too far (is this too far?)
E
And I’ll let her know ‘cause
[Chorus]
A
I’m just asking for a friend
F#m
Yeah she was kinda wonderin’
D
Oh, what would you recommend?
E
Yeah, I’m just asking for a (asking for a)
Askin’ for a
A
I’m just asking for a friend
F#m
Yeah is she okay in the head?
D
‘Cause every now and then
The freak starts creepin’ in
E
I’m just asking for a
Asking for a
[Bridge]
F#m
Is it normal? Is it bad?
A
To have an inner maniac
D
Let’s be honest for a sec
E
Don’t we all have days like that?
I’m just asking for a
[Outtro]
F#m
Friend (Ohh-ahh-hh, yeah)
I’m just asking for a
A
Friend (frie-e-e-e-nd, oh)
E
I’m just asking for a
F#m
Is it normal? Is it bad?
A
To have an inner maniac
D
Let’s be honest for a sec
E F#m
Don’t we all have days like that?