Intro
G
[Verse 1]
G
Is it weird if I print out pictures of my ex
Em C D
Use his face like a dartboard
G
Is it strange if I make lists of all the boys I hate
Em C D
F*ck with their lives when I’m bored
Em
Yeah, are these unhealthy tendencies
C D
Getting to extreme, clear to see
B
Could be symptoms of crazy
Em D
But don’t worry ‘bout me
‘Cause it’s not me
[Chorus]
N.C. G
I’m just asking for a friend
Em
Yeah she was kinda wonderin’ (hmm?)
C
Oh, what would you recommend?
D
Yeah, I’m just asking for a
Askin’ for a
[Verse 2]
G
‘Cause she’ll key up the car that cut her off in traffic
Em C
And she’ll fight in the bar if someone spills her drink
D
But isn’t everyone a little unstable
Like lose your sh*t, maybe flip a table?
Em
Tell me how far is too far (is this too far?)
D
And I’ll let her know ‘cause
[Chorus]
G
I’m just asking for a friend
Em
Yeah she was kinda wonderin’
C
Oh, what would you recommend?
D
Yeah, I’m just asking for a (asking for a)
Askin’ for a
G
I’m just asking for a friend
Em
Yeah is she okay in the head?
C
‘Cause every now and then
The freak starts creepin’ in
D
I’m just asking for a
Asking for a
[Bridge]
Em
Is it normal? Is it bad?
G
To have an inner maniac
C
Let’s be honest for a sec
D
Don’t we all have days like that?
I’m just asking for a
[Outtro]
Em
Friend (Ohh-ahh-hh, yeah)
I’m just asking for a
G
Friend (frie-e-e-e-nd, oh)
D
I’m just asking for a
Em
Is it normal? Is it bad?
G
To have an inner maniac
C
Let’s be honest for a sec
D Em
Don’t we all have days like that?