Intro
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[Verse 1]
A
Who left the water running?
E
Why are there no ice cubes?
F#m
Who's been squeezing toothpaste
D
From the middle of the tube?
A
Who opened up the mail
E
Left it in disarray?
F#m
Who left the car in neutral
D
Before it rolled away?
[Pre-Chorus]
A E
Well you blame me and I blame the Viking
F#m
And I'm pretty sure that answer
D
Must not be to your liking
A E
But it's not a game, I'm not avoiding blame
F#m D
The Viking said he did it, that he's sorry
E
That he's ashamed
[Verse]
A E
Who used the metal fork in your new teflon pot?
F#m D
Who drank right from the bottle of the milk that you just bought?
A E
Who tracked the muddy boots accross the brand new rug?
F#m D
Left a stain on the coffee table of a giant coffee mug?
[Pre-Chorus]
A E
And you blame me and I blame the Viking
F#m
And I'm pretty sure that answer
D
Must not be to your liking
A E
But it's not a game, I'm not avoiding blame
F#m D
The Viking said he did it, that he's sorry
E
That he's ashamed
[Chorus]
D A
Cause I know a Viking and you don't believe me!
D A E E
And maybe if you met him it would be a lot more easy in the end
D A
And sure he's a bit clumsy but he's not imaginary!
D A
And he's relatively nice for a blood-thirsty mercenary
F#m E
He's not pretend! Cause that Viking he's my friend!
A C# A F# A C#
Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke,
A C#
Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!
[Verse 3]
A
Who never cleans their dishes?
E
Who left the oven on?
F#m D
Who uses pens on crosswords and gets the answers wrong?
A E
Who left the sink all covered of clippings from their beards?
F#m D
Who got you pregnant last year and then just disappeared?
[Pre-Chorus]
A E
Well you blame me and I blame the Viking
F#m
And I'm pretty sure that answer
D
Must not be to your liking
A E
But it's not a game, I'm not avoiding blame
F#m D
The Viking said he did it, that he's sorry
E
That he's ashamed
[Chorus]
D A
Well I know a Viking and you don't believe me!
D A E E
And maybe if you met him it would be a lot more easy in the end
D A
And sure he's a bit clumsy but he's not imaginary!
D A
And he's relatively nice for a blood-thirsty mercenary
F#m E
He's not pretend! Cause that Viking he's my friend!
A C# A F# A C#
Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke,
A C#
Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!
[Verse 4]
D A
And they don't drink beer from skulls
D A
And they never worn horned hats
D A
And if I don't know a Viking personally
E
Then you tell me:
A C#
How the hell did I know that? (Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!)
A F#
How the hell did I know that? (Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!)
A C#
How the hell did I know that? (Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!)
A F#
How the hell did I know that? (Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!)
[Chorus]
D A
Well I know a Viking and you don't believe me!
D A E E
And maybe if you met him it would be a lot more easy in the end
D A
And sure he's a bit clumsy but he's not imaginary!
D A
And he's relatively nice for a blood-thirsty mercenary
F#m E
He's not pretend! Cause that Viking he's my friend!