Intro
B D# B G# B D#
Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke,
B D#
Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!
[Verse 1]
B
Who left the water running?
F#
Why are there no ice cubes?
G#m
Who's been squeezing toothpaste
Fb
From the middle of the tube?
B
Who opened up the mail
F#
Left it in disarray?
G#m
Who left the car in neutral
Fb
Before it rolled away?
[Pre-Chorus]
B F#
Well you blame me and I blame the Viking
G#m
And I'm pretty sure that answer
Fb
Must not be to your liking
B F#
But it's not a game, I'm not avoiding blame
G#m Fb
The Viking said he did it, that he's sorry
F#
That he's ashamed
[Verse]
B F#
Who used the metal fork in your new teflon pot?
G#m Fb
Who drank right from the bottle of the milk that you just bought?
B F#
Who tracked the muddy boots accross the brand new rug?
G#m Fb
Left a stain on the coffee table of a giant coffee mug?
[Pre-Chorus]
B F#
And you blame me and I blame the Viking
G#m
And I'm pretty sure that answer
Fb
Must not be to your liking
B F#
But it's not a game, I'm not avoiding blame
G#m Fb
The Viking said he did it, that he's sorry
F#
That he's ashamed
[Chorus]
Fb B
Cause I know a Viking and you don't believe me!
Fb B F# F#
And maybe if you met him it would be a lot more easy in the end
Fb B
And sure he's a bit clumsy but he's not imaginary!
Fb B
And he's relatively nice for a blood-thirsty mercenary
G#m F#
He's not pretend! Cause that Viking he's my friend!
B D# B G# B D#
Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke,
B D#
Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!
[Verse 3]
B
Who never cleans their dishes?
F#
Who left the oven on?
G#m Fb
Who uses pens on crosswords and gets the answers wrong?
B F#
Who left the sink all covered of clippings from their beards?
G#m Fb
Who got you pregnant last year and then just disappeared?
[Pre-Chorus]
B F#
Well you blame me and I blame the Viking
G#m
And I'm pretty sure that answer
Fb
Must not be to your liking
B F#
But it's not a game, I'm not avoiding blame
G#m Fb
The Viking said he did it, that he's sorry
F#
That he's ashamed
[Chorus]
Fb B
Well I know a Viking and you don't believe me!
Fb B F# F#
And maybe if you met him it would be a lot more easy in the end
Fb B
And sure he's a bit clumsy but he's not imaginary!
Fb B
And he's relatively nice for a blood-thirsty mercenary
G#m F#
He's not pretend! Cause that Viking he's my friend!
B D# B G# B D#
Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke,
B D#
Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!
[Verse 4]
Fb B
And they don't drink beer from skulls
Fb B
And they never worn horned hats
Fb B
And if I don't know a Viking personally
F#
Then you tell me:
B D#
How the hell did I know that? (Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!)
B G#
How the hell did I know that? (Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!)
B D#
How the hell did I know that? (Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!)
B G#
How the hell did I know that? (Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!)
[Chorus]
Fb B
Well I know a Viking and you don't believe me!
Fb B F# F#
And maybe if you met him it would be a lot more easy in the end
Fb B
And sure he's a bit clumsy but he's not imaginary!
Fb B
And he's relatively nice for a blood-thirsty mercenary
G#m F#
He's not pretend! Cause that Viking he's my friend!