Intro
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Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke,
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Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!
[Verse 1]
A#
Who left the water running?
F
Why are there no ice cubes?
Gm
Who's been squeezing toothpaste
Eb
From the middle of the tube?
A#
Who opened up the mail
F
Left it in disarray?
Gm
Who left the car in neutral
Eb
Before it rolled away?
[Pre-Chorus]
A# F
Well you blame me and I blame the Viking
Gm
And I'm pretty sure that answer
Eb
Must not be to your liking
A# F
But it's not a game, I'm not avoiding blame
Gm Eb
The Viking said he did it, that he's sorry
F
That he's ashamed
[Verse]
A# F
Who used the metal fork in your new teflon pot?
Gm Eb
Who drank right from the bottle of the milk that you just bought?
A# F
Who tracked the muddy boots accross the brand new rug?
Gm Eb
Left a stain on the coffee table of a giant coffee mug?
[Pre-Chorus]
A# F
And you blame me and I blame the Viking
Gm
And I'm pretty sure that answer
Eb
Must not be to your liking
A# F
But it's not a game, I'm not avoiding blame
Gm Eb
The Viking said he did it, that he's sorry
F
That he's ashamed
[Chorus]
Eb A#
Cause I know a Viking and you don't believe me!
Eb A# F F
And maybe if you met him it would be a lot more easy in the end
Eb A#
And sure he's a bit clumsy but he's not imaginary!
Eb A#
And he's relatively nice for a blood-thirsty mercenary
Gm F
He's not pretend! Cause that Viking he's my friend!
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Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke,
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Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!
[Verse 3]
A#
Who never cleans their dishes?
F
Who left the oven on?
Gm Eb
Who uses pens on crosswords and gets the answers wrong?
A# F
Who left the sink all covered of clippings from their beards?
Gm Eb
Who got you pregnant last year and then just disappeared?
[Pre-Chorus]
A# F
Well you blame me and I blame the Viking
Gm
And I'm pretty sure that answer
Eb
Must not be to your liking
A# F
But it's not a game, I'm not avoiding blame
Gm Eb
The Viking said he did it, that he's sorry
F
That he's ashamed
[Chorus]
Eb A#
Well I know a Viking and you don't believe me!
Eb A# F F
And maybe if you met him it would be a lot more easy in the end
Eb A#
And sure he's a bit clumsy but he's not imaginary!
Eb A#
And he's relatively nice for a blood-thirsty mercenary
Gm F
He's not pretend! Cause that Viking he's my friend!
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Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke,
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Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!
[Verse 4]
Eb A#
And they don't drink beer from skulls
Eb A#
And they never worn horned hats
Eb A#
And if I don't know a Viking personally
F
Then you tell me:
A# D
How the hell did I know that? (Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!)
A# G
How the hell did I know that? (Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!)
A# D
How the hell did I know that? (Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!)
A# G
How the hell did I know that? (Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!)
[Chorus]
Eb A#
Well I know a Viking and you don't believe me!
Eb A# F F
And maybe if you met him it would be a lot more easy in the end
Eb A#
And sure he's a bit clumsy but he's not imaginary!
Eb A#
And he's relatively nice for a blood-thirsty mercenary
Gm F
He's not pretend! Cause that Viking he's my friend!