Intro
D F# D B D F#
Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke,
D F#
Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!
[Verse 1]
D
Who left the water running?
A
Why are there no ice cubes?
Bm
Who's been squeezing toothpaste
G
From the middle of the tube?
D
Who opened up the mail
A
Left it in disarray?
Bm
Who left the car in neutral
G
Before it rolled away?
[Pre-Chorus]
D A
Well you blame me and I blame the Viking
Bm
And I'm pretty sure that answer
G
Must not be to your liking
D A
But it's not a game, I'm not avoiding blame
Bm G
The Viking said he did it, that he's sorry
A
That he's ashamed
[Verse]
D A
Who used the metal fork in your new teflon pot?
Bm G
Who drank right from the bottle of the milk that you just bought?
D A
Who tracked the muddy boots accross the brand new rug?
Bm G
Left a stain on the coffee table of a giant coffee mug?
[Pre-Chorus]
D A
And you blame me and I blame the Viking
Bm
And I'm pretty sure that answer
G
Must not be to your liking
D A
But it's not a game, I'm not avoiding blame
Bm G
The Viking said he did it, that he's sorry
A
That he's ashamed
[Chorus]
G D
Cause I know a Viking and you don't believe me!
G D A A
And maybe if you met him it would be a lot more easy in the end
G D
And sure he's a bit clumsy but he's not imaginary!
G D
And he's relatively nice for a blood-thirsty mercenary
Bm A
He's not pretend! Cause that Viking he's my friend!
D F# D B D F#
Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke,
D F#
Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!
[Verse 3]
D
Who never cleans their dishes?
A
Who left the oven on?
Bm G
Who uses pens on crosswords and gets the answers wrong?
D A
Who left the sink all covered of clippings from their beards?
Bm G
Who got you pregnant last year and then just disappeared?
[Pre-Chorus]
D A
Well you blame me and I blame the Viking
Bm
And I'm pretty sure that answer
G
Must not be to your liking
D A
But it's not a game, I'm not avoiding blame
Bm G
The Viking said he did it, that he's sorry
A
That he's ashamed
[Chorus]
G D
Well I know a Viking and you don't believe me!
G D A A
And maybe if you met him it would be a lot more easy in the end
G D
And sure he's a bit clumsy but he's not imaginary!
G D
And he's relatively nice for a blood-thirsty mercenary
Bm A
He's not pretend! Cause that Viking he's my friend!
D F# D B D F#
Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke,
D F#
Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!
[Verse 4]
G D
And they don't drink beer from skulls
G D
And they never worn horned hats
G D
And if I don't know a Viking personally
A
Then you tell me:
D F#
How the hell did I know that? (Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!)
D B
How the hell did I know that? (Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!)
D F#
How the hell did I know that? (Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!)
D B
How the hell did I know that? (Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!)
[Chorus]
G D
Well I know a Viking and you don't believe me!
G D A A
And maybe if you met him it would be a lot more easy in the end
G D
And sure he's a bit clumsy but he's not imaginary!
G D
And he's relatively nice for a blood-thirsty mercenary
Bm A
He's not pretend! Cause that Viking he's my friend!