Intro
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[Verse 1]
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Who left the water running?
A#
Why are there no ice cubes?
Cm
Who's been squeezing toothpaste
Ab
From the middle of the tube?
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Who opened up the mail
A#
Left it in disarray?
Cm
Who left the car in neutral
Ab
Before it rolled away?
[Pre-Chorus]
D# A#
Well you blame me and I blame the Viking
Cm
And I'm pretty sure that answer
Ab
Must not be to your liking
D# A#
But it's not a game, I'm not avoiding blame
Cm Ab
The Viking said he did it, that he's sorry
A#
That he's ashamed
[Verse]
D# A#
Who used the metal fork in your new teflon pot?
Cm Ab
Who drank right from the bottle of the milk that you just bought?
D# A#
Who tracked the muddy boots accross the brand new rug?
Cm Ab
Left a stain on the coffee table of a giant coffee mug?
[Pre-Chorus]
D# A#
And you blame me and I blame the Viking
Cm
And I'm pretty sure that answer
Ab
Must not be to your liking
D# A#
But it's not a game, I'm not avoiding blame
Cm Ab
The Viking said he did it, that he's sorry
A#
That he's ashamed
[Chorus]
Ab D#
Cause I know a Viking and you don't believe me!
Ab D# A# A#
And maybe if you met him it would be a lot more easy in the end
Ab D#
And sure he's a bit clumsy but he's not imaginary!
Ab D#
And he's relatively nice for a blood-thirsty mercenary
Cm A#
He's not pretend! Cause that Viking he's my friend!
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Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke,
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Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!
[Verse 3]
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Who never cleans their dishes?
A#
Who left the oven on?
Cm Ab
Who uses pens on crosswords and gets the answers wrong?
D# A#
Who left the sink all covered of clippings from their beards?
Cm Ab
Who got you pregnant last year and then just disappeared?
[Pre-Chorus]
D# A#
Well you blame me and I blame the Viking
Cm
And I'm pretty sure that answer
Ab
Must not be to your liking
D# A#
But it's not a game, I'm not avoiding blame
Cm Ab
The Viking said he did it, that he's sorry
A#
That he's ashamed
[Chorus]
Ab D#
Well I know a Viking and you don't believe me!
Ab D# A# A#
And maybe if you met him it would be a lot more easy in the end
Ab D#
And sure he's a bit clumsy but he's not imaginary!
Ab D#
And he's relatively nice for a blood-thirsty mercenary
Cm A#
He's not pretend! Cause that Viking he's my friend!
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Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke,
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Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!
[Verse 4]
Ab D#
And they don't drink beer from skulls
Ab D#
And they never worn horned hats
Ab D#
And if I don't know a Viking personally
A#
Then you tell me:
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How the hell did I know that? (Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!)
D# C
How the hell did I know that? (Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!)
D# G
How the hell did I know that? (Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!)
D# C
How the hell did I know that? (Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!)
[Chorus]
Ab D#
Well I know a Viking and you don't believe me!
Ab D# A# A#
And maybe if you met him it would be a lot more easy in the end
Ab D#
And sure he's a bit clumsy but he's not imaginary!
Ab D#
And he's relatively nice for a blood-thirsty mercenary
Cm A#
He's not pretend! Cause that Viking he's my friend!